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The emotional rollercoaster of a lab
Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.
More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
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"Can't believe our little Lizzie starts 4th grade today."
"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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Nearly Fatal Attraction
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"Just a simple outline next time Crabtree, there's a good lad."
"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."
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'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'
"She'd kill a village for a designer handbag."
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'Oh, let him go out and shoot a few people and get it out of his system.'
'Isn't it romantic, Kevin, Mum saying we're like Romeo and Juliet and Dad threatening to kill you!'
'I tell you my wife wants to kill me! She gave me thermal underwear for Christmas!'
How to resist the urge to stab someone in their sleep.
'Does that mean you don't like my offer, sir?'
'But you said it was a job for life.'
"The computer has selected two basic career paths."
Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.
'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'
'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'
Saddam - 'A murderous tyrant? Aw... you're just being nice.'
"...You still acted in self-defense, right?"
"No doubt - it's a killer bee!"
"So that's another show tune that sounds great on the accordion."