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'This is a textbook case of homicide.'
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"Does this make us bad parents?"
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"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
Tags:murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, gun, guns, shot, shots, bullet, bullets, crimes, criminal, criminals, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, maid, maids, wasted effort, wasted efforts, mariticide, mariticides, married life, marital dispute, marital disputes, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, domestic violence, domestic abuse
"To make it look like an accident."
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"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and the bloodstains on my clothes and in the trunk of my car!"
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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
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"I've finished downsizing for the day."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, violent, violence, murder, murders, gun violence, gun control, gun laws, easy route, cut corners, cutting corners, ruthless, ruthlessness, insensitive, insensitivity, unfeeling
"Um, can we just not talk about this whole murder thing?
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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
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"I can't believe they convicted me without a body."
"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."
Tags:slogan, slogans, trial, trials, murder trial, murder trials, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, sneaker, sneakers, tennis shoe, tennis shoes, consumerism, consumerist, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, criminal, criminals, insanity plea, insanity pleas, plea deal, plea deals, legal defense, legal defenses
"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
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In the houseplant cemetery.
Tags:houseplant, houseplants, cemetery, green thumb, green thumbs, keep alive, keeps alive, keeping alive, plant, plants, graveyard, graveyards, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, kill houseplants, killing houseplants, murder, murders, murdering, greenery, fake plant, fake plants, fake houseplant, fake houseplants, old age, die, dies, dying, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
Tags:science kit, science kits, genius, geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, sisters, brother, brothers, chemist, chemists, chemistry, chemistry set, chemistry sets, test, tests, experiment, experiments, science experiment, science experiments, poison, poisons, poisoning, toxic, toxic gas, toxic gases, toxic gasses, carbon monoxide, accident, accidents, scold, scolds, scolding, manslaughter, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, mad scientist, mad scientists
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"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
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"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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Conspiracy Theories $10
"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.
"I shot him and I never remarried."