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'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'
"No more, thank you. I'm cutting back on my portions since I pulled a muscle while lifting my fork."
"Ibuprofen, heat and no air-quoting for two weeks."
'Ow! I tore something in my elbow, when I pulled out the cork. I thought red wine was supposed to be good for you.'
"Rest, ice, compression, elevation and stop letting people pull your chain."
"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"