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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exercise, fitness, working out, weight, weights, barbell, barbells, dumbbell, dumbbells, weightlifting, weight-lifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight-lifter, weight-lifters, body building, body builder, body builders, powerlifting, powerlifter, powerlifters, weight training, health, health, healthy, muscle, muscles, built, jacked, muscular, briefcase, briefcases, heavy, workload, workloads, sport, sports, modern life
"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, body, bodies, body size, big, ripped, jacked, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, in shape
"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, fitness, physical fitness, workout, workouts, working out, strength training, psychology, motivate, motivates, motivation, motivations, reflection, reflections, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, expecting, expectant, muscular, muscleman, musclemen, muscle man, muscle men, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding
The World's Strangest Man.
Tags:strong, strength, strongman, strongmen, exercise, exercising, fitness, working out, weight, weights, barbell, barbells, weightlifting, weight-lifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight-lifter, weight-lifters, body building, strange, body builder, body builders, powerlifting, powerlifter, powerlifters, weight training, health, healthy, muscle, muscles, built, jacked, muscular, pulling, lifting, throwing
"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."
Tags:relationship, couples, couple, date, dating, octopus, octopuses, octopi, fish, fishes, arms, guns, biceps, biceps, muscle, muscles, muscular, muscular men, squid, squids, octoped, show off, show-off, showing off, brag, bragger, bragging, annoy, annoying, masculine, masculinity, body building, hypermascultinity, hyper-masculinity, hype masculinity, gender issues, self image, self presentation, self-image, self-presentation, body builder, argument, arguments
"Daddy doesn't have a job. Daddy goes to the gym."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, fathers and sons, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, gym fanatic, gym fanatics, fit, fitness, muscular, unemployed, unemployment, gym membership, gym membership, body building, body builder, body builders, hypermasculine, hypermasculinitiy, fitness fanatic, fitness fanatics, gym rat, gym rats, careers, careers advice
"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."
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Built and Built without a permit.
The Schwarzenegger String Quartet
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'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'
"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."
Small arms training
"The knuckle sandwich looks good."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, sandwich, sandwiches, knuckle sandwich, knuckle sandwiches, fist, firsts, punch, punches, arm, arms, counter, counters, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, senior, seniors, old, elderly
'Left-handed or right handed?'
"No more jolly. This year, Christmas is gonna be jacked."
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'It's a misprint. I never said I had 'six pack abs'.'
'Try to get less exercise.'
"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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"His prose is so muscular."
"Well, I guess that settles that."
Tags:wrestle, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, wrestling ring, mma, mixed martial arts, martial arts, boxing, boxer, boxing ring, boxing gloves, boxing glove, strong, strength, muscles, muscular, muscle, audience, audience member, audience members, referee, ref, winner, win, winning, won, fighting, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, knockout, knockouts, punch, punching, punches, punched, clear win, clear winner, champ, champion, champions, easy win, effortless, beat up, beaten up, thrown, throw, decisive, decisive win, decisive wins, winner, winners, winning
'So. I noticed you're new here...Some of this equipment can be pretty...Complicated. So, if you need any pointers...Let me know.'
What men and women see when they look in the mirror.
Try as they might, the female manatees could not keep from ogling Ivan and his six-pack.