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The Thinker and the Doer.
"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
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"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."
"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
They're museum quality!"
Tags:merchandise, merchandising, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, museum, museums, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, hippie, hippy, hippies, art piece, art pieces, curator, curators, exhibit, exhibits, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, people watching, people watcher, people watchers, hobby, hobbies
'Put that light out!'
Noah's Arc Gift Shop
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'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'
"I thought you liked museum reproductions."
Owl Through Time
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Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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"There's no charge for wandering around in the woods, but a three-dollar contribution is suggested."
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A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
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Monet in the '90s.
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The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.
One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!
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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."
Tags:art, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, painting, paintings, still-life, still life, still-lifes, still lifes, label, labels, food, quail, cilantro, fennel, confit, dish, dishes, meal, meals, restaurant, restaurants, cooking, food as art, artistic, beautiful dishes, beautiful meal, beautiful dish, beautiful meals, food art, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, modern life, eating out, dining out
'I call it 'No Admittance'.'
'We better first check to see if that is trash or a piece of art.'
Please do not torch
"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."
Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.