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"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neigbors, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, noise, noisy, noise complaint, complaint, complaints, complain, complaining, middle of the night, 4 am, four am, loud music, music, weekdays, pop music, annoying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, guitar, musical instrument, musical instruments, playing music
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
Tags:hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynching
"I'm sorry, Melissa, but I really don't care what Prince is calling himself these days. I'm going to continue calling him what I've always called him."
Tags:pop star, pop stars, name change, name changes, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, intransigence, intransigent, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, music, music lover, music lovers, daughter, daughters, reach out, reaches out, reaching out, stubborn, stubbornness
"It's the downstairs neighbors again-they say you're technically proficient, but there's not enough emotion."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, trumpet, trumpets, emotion, emotions, emotional, feeling, feelings, proficient, technical, practice, practicing, practising, critic, critics, critique, critical, criticizing, criticising
"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"
"Perhaps I'll enjoy sharing what's on your iPod, honey, when Hell freezes over."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, when hell freezes over, sharing, sharing music, music, musical taste, musical tastes, different tastes, modern life, modern music, modern parenting, enjoy, appreciate, mp3 player, mp3 players, music player, music players, smartphone, smartphones, electronic device, electronic devices, technology, headphones, earphones, ear buds, earbuds, family life, family, families
"I hear we went platinum."
Tags:monk, monks, music, musics, single, singles, album, albums, monastery, monasteries, monastic, gregorian chant, sing, singing, bell, bells, cistercian monks, cistercian, platinum, selling, sells, sold, spanish, spain, hit, musical hits, pop songs, platinum album, pop music, popular, purchases, religion, one million
Tags:phone, mobile, mobile phone, chat, sex chat, premium numbers, adult chat, sax, saxophone, saxaphones, saxophonist, saxophinists, musician, jazz musician, musicians, musician for hire, musicians for hire, poor musicians, starving artist, starving artists, jazz musicians, music, jazz, pun, puns, puntastic, play on words, linguists, word play
Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano
Tags:culture, cultural, culture clash, cultural clash, clash, opera, operatic, operas, opera singer, sing, singer, singing, sings, music, musical, musician, musicians, pianist, piano, pianola, wild west, western, westerns, fat lady sings, class, fashion, theater, theatre, theatric, bar, bars, bar music, tavern, brunhilde, wagner, valkyries, valkyrie
"Sonata for Three Frogs"
Tags:sonata, sonatas, music, musicians, musical, musicians, musician, classical music, classical, classic, frogs, frog, amphibian, amphibians, play on words, jargon, jargons, strange image, strange, surreal, animals, pretension, pretentious, pretentiously, art, arts, artistic, artistically, arts and culture, culture, cultured, culturally, pop culture, popular culture, modern classical, composer, composers, compose, pianist, pianists, piano, pianos
(Hey! Great chops!)
"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."
Tags:song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, band, bands, rock band, rock bands, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, play dead, playing dead, singing, playing guitar, guitar, guitars
"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."
Tags:art, arts, artistic, artist, artists, music, guitar, visual art, visual arts, painting, knitting, reading, creative, creativity, creatives, creator, creators, outlet, outlets, multi-task, multi-tasking, too many things, too much, focus, focusing, teen, teens, teenager, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising teens, millennial, millennials, youth
"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, seal, seals, circus, circuses, trick, tricks, horn, horns, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, national anthem, national anthems, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, advice, advising, performer, performers, performing
"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."
"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."
Tags:erhu, erhus, chinese violin, chinese violins, chinese two-stringed fiddle, chinese two-stringed fiddles, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musician, traditional music, traditional music in china, pop music, disco, disco music, racial stereotypes, racial stereotype, racism, kung-fu, kung-fu fighting, martial arts
Ruin the Jewels
Tags:run the jewels, rap, rapper, rappers, music, musician, musicians, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, divisive politics, divisive politicians, poverty, poor, socially regressive, regressive social policies
"While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you."
"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, behavior, behaviour, tantrum, tantrums, fit, fits, toy, toys, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, drum, drums, drumming, banging, hitting, music therapy, musical therapy, temper, emotion, emotions, emotional, anger, angry, release, mental health, frustration, psychobabble, psychology, modern kids, modern children, modern life
"I lost the groove."
37th Annual McHenry County Barbershop Quartet Open Competition.
"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"
Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
Tags:musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdist