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'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'
"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."
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"Jake, we women find your lyrics cruel, demeaning, and uncool."
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'I don't understand that 'C' in music. I sing louder than anyone else.'
'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'
'Music Lesson, Please Help.'
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'
"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."
'The problem with Jr. High Choral is that between the auditions and the concert, 20% of the voices can change.'
Playing the French horn:
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"I said 'blow' not 'suck'!"
'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'
Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'
Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.
'Who threw that?'
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"
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"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."
'You didn't practice last night,did you?'
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."
I love Music.
"I am trying to keep it low key."
"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."
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