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The Difference Between Violinists and Fiddlers.
"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"
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Tune Up Shop.
"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."
"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."
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"Can I exchange my air guitar for a real one?"
'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'
"Can I return this? The strings keep breaking."
"Piano wire. That would be on isle three."
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Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'
'Go and tell the man with the Eric Dolphy CD down his trousers that's not what we mean by free jazz.'
The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)
Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."
"Give me a middle 'C', please."
Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop
Zappo's Air Guitars.
"What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not meant to go under your chin!"
Beatlemania: Open 24/8
Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.
Lady of taste
Devil Buying Soul Music
'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'
A tuner - not a tuna.