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The Difference Between Violinists and Fiddlers.
"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."
"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"
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Non-relaxation CD's for narcoleptics.
"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."
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'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'
"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"
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"Can I exchange my air guitar for a real one?"
'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'
"His record speaks for itself."
Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention
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"Piano wire. That would be on isle three."
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Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'
The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)
"Give me a middle 'C', please."
'Look out! He's got a 45!'
A tuner - not a tuna.
Music Shop - Be Right Bach
Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.
'So, do you want an instrument that only plays minor keys, or one that only plays major keys?'
Check the products and prices.
If you only buy one CD this year...you're a cheapskate.