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Your Guide to Winning Movember
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"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."
"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"
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"You must be new around here, pardner."
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"Excuse me, but are you using that mustache right now?"
"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."
"Your new nose needs a mustache."
"Come one, Hon – all kinds of men have facial hair these days!"
A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.
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"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
Tags:date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, advice, friend, friends, reject, rejected, rejection, brother, brothers, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, facial hair, fashion, fashions, fashionable, out of style, out of fashion, style, styles, stylish, men, manbar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails
"I didn't ask whether Hitler would have loved my moustache. I asked waether you like it."
"I'm thinkin' blond."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, barber shop, barber shops, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, hair, bald, facial hair, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, hair dye, dying, dying hair, blond, blonde, hair colour, hair color, colour, color, change, changes, changing, thinking, considering
"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"
Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.
Street Organ - Monkey
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"Darling, you've changed."
"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"
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"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, dating, date, dates, false, fake, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, balding, hairloss, hair loss, alopecia, facial hair, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonest, dishonesty, revelation, revelations, confession, confessions, shocking, beauty, beauty standards
"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."
"Mr. Frobisher has launched a fresh new interface."
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'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'
'My mum can play the piano by ear.'
Least ironic mustache