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'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'
'Probably just a spider bite.'
"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"
"I've grown, Carl, while you've merely mutated."
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'You should really consider covering it up. Or maybe even staying home.'
"Harry always said genetic engineering would be a big mistake!"
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"The place hasn't been the same since that hole in the ozone opened up!"
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FRY'S FAMILY - Aunt Iris had the most extraordinary eyes.
"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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'I've isolated the gene that makes people vote for Clintons ? it's a mutated form of the old Kennedy gene!'
Institute of Genetic Engineering
'...dunno what happened...on the way up here, I smacked into this turkey vulture and...'
'You must have a lot of recessive genes.'
'I grew up near a toxic waste dump, so why should I mind buying a house near one?'
'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!
'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'
'Horns are permanent, but you have antlers, so they should shed next Spring.'
'How do I know they sell genetically modified food here?'
'It's the first time I've noticed you have one arm longer than the other.'
'It gives the entire breed a bad name.'
'We didn't see any radiation.'
'Yes, I'm the original spiderman. Of course, they changed a lot of stuff for the comic books...'