Mute Cartoons and Comics

"I've got him on vibrate."

'This is not a holdup. I've been a computer geek so long I've forgotten how to talk.'

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

"If you'll mute your phones, I'll mute mine."

"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute."

Faculty meeting

"Can't you put that loud mouthed pundit on vibrate?"

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

'I have to go to the office, and I'm putting you on mute 'til I get back.'

Life with a major league catcher.

Mute Ventriloquist

"Your Honor, my client stands mute."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'My job's been a lot easier since I thought of using the mute.'

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"We have lived together for years but he still isn't much of a talker. I only hope that one day I actually find out what his name is."

'His mute button must be stuck.'

'These teleconferences have become a lot more civil since I installed this 7 second delay.'

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

Cause phone solicitor's head to explode.

'So, still won't talk eh?'

'What's up, pal? Never heard of Talking Dogs for the Mute?'

'Relax... good news, it's only laryngitis!'

'Make sure you set your Silent Mode to 'mute.' You were vibrating in your sleep last night.'