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'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
Tags:mutiny, mutinies, bird, birds, parrot, parrots, talking bird, talking birds, treasure, treasures, chest, chests, tattle tale, tattle tales, crew, crews, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafaring, cheat, cheats, backstabbing, captain, captains, pirate, pirates, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, brevity, brevity
The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."
Tags:grammar, grammar enthusiast, grammar enthusiasts, grammar nut, grammar nuts, gramma nazi, grammar nazis, ship, boat, boats, ships captain, cast overboard, cast adrift, mutiny, mutineer, mutineers, split infinitives, never split an infinitive, history, historian, historians, eighteenth-century history, eighteen century, c.18th, c.18th history, bounty, hms bounty, captain bligh, william bligh, flectcher christian, mutiny on the bounty
Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight
Tags:pirate, pirated, moon, mooning, line of sight, lines of sight, blind spot, blind spots, eyepatch, patch, patches, eye patch, eye-patches, eye patches, yarr, pirate ship, pirates, ship, ships, poop deck, deck, decks, above deck, above decks, crew, captain, captain of the ship, captains, crews, crewed, mutiny, mutinous, treason, treasons, treasonous, high seas, high sea, highseas, highsea, split, split down the middle, pirating, pirated, poking fun, poke fun, pokes fun
Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney
Revenge of the tackling dummies.
Tags:tackle, tackling, football, sport, sports, game, play, playing game, athletics, athlete, competition, competitive, compete, ball, physical activity, physical recreation, competitor, practice, train, trainer, workout, exercise, professional athlete, amateur, amateur athletics, amateur athlete, run, flee, chase, rebel, rebellious, revenge, vengeance, retaliate, retaliation, vengefulness, mutiny, getting even, rancor, animosity, ill will
'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'
The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?
"Still, Edgar, you were loyal longer than most, and I'd like to thank you for that."
"We like it, but we suggest you change the title to 'The Canine Mutiny'."
Tags:publisher, publishers, dog, dogs, man's best friend, mutiny, mutinies, mutinous, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, publishing, author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, book, books
"Stormsm scurvy, mutinies, seasickness ... and chances are they won't even name this place after me ... "
"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."
"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."
Tags:dessert, desserts, desert isle, dessert aisle, pun, puns, homonym, homonyms, heteronym, heteronyms, maroon, maroons, marooned, marooning, pirate, pirate, pirate captain, pirate captains, mutiny, mutinies, mutineers, mutineer, overeating, overeat, overeats, obese, obesity, overweight, fat shame, fat shames, castaway, castaways, lost at sea, peg leg, peg legs, pegleg, peglegs
The First Waterski
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"Arrr, captain, never again will ye be confusing 'their,' 'there,' and 'they're' when doing the ship's log."
"Do you accept my strategic recommendation now?"
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, business strategy, business strategies, business plan, business plans, businessmen, businessman, mutiny, mutinies, boardroom, cutthroat, cut-throat, office politics, ceo, ceos, chief executive, chief executives, chief exec, chief execs, execs, executive, executives, exec
"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"
Tags:mutiny, mutinies, kitchen staff, kitchen, kitchens, kitchen worker, kitchen workers, restaurant staff, busboys, busboy, waiter, waiters, dishwasher, dishwashers, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, stealing, steal, steals, pilfering, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, work supplies
'Why can't I ever lead?'
'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'
'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'
'That is so unfair! He had dinner at the captains table LAST week!'
Pirates force captive to walk plank as their ship is devoured by whale.
'It's days like these that really test my habitual air of ironic detachment.'
'I told you we should have unionized.'
"Looks like there's a mutiny on the bounty."
'This is probably far enough, Michael!'