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Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
The Sphinx Speaks
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So you guys think something is trapped in there?...No squirrels, no chipmunks...just something glowing in the dark.'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So...if we open it, we'd either save the world, or destroy it...'
The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: '...but daddy has another thought...He calls it 'the shed of private property,' and its filled with lawsuits for anyone opening it.'
The Shed Mystery: 'Well, don't forget Occam's Razor...The principle of the obvious answer usually being the correct one...that it's a portal to an 8th dimension parallel universe...'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Wait, Petey... you see something glowing in there? What does it look like? Let's see... fireflies flow. Is that what it is...Uhh...nuclear powered fireflies?'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: '...Because 'the shed of rusty garden tools with a broken latch' doesn't sound very exciting.'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Trying to figure out what's up with this shed...Why would a barricade be put on the outside of the door?'
'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'
'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'
'So, that's how turkeys can see so far. I thought it was because they had good eyesight.'