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'I see a woman with a very large, round nose... Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Let me try that again.'
The Sphinx Speaks
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"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
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"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, irony
"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."
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Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
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'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'
"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
Tags:old age, age, ageing, aged, retired, retirement, little old lady, old lady, crystal, crystal ball, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, mystic, mystics, psychic, psychics, seance, commune, communicate, occult, occult arts, fortune, future, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, spirit world, spirit realm, wife, wives, flirt, memory, remember, remembered, remembering, memories, youth
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obvious
'Some birthday's you're the stick . . . some birthdays yu're the pinata.'
"Nothing is as it seems, my son."
"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."
You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!
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The Witches Discover The Wok
Tags:wok, woks, chinese, asian, japanese, thai, cuisine, witch, witches, macbeth, the scottish play, scottish play, witchy, wicca, wiccan, stereotypes, myth, mythology, mysticism, mystic, mythological, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food, foodies, foodie, food blog, food blogger, eating, eating out, homecook, home cook, home cooked, homecooked, cookery, play, plays, theater, theatre, shakespeare, literature, literary, books, book, book lover, book worm, book lovers, book worms, bookish
"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."
"The moon is full, Lester. Don't you feel even a teensy bit like howling?"
Madame Lucille Fortune Teller
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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."
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"Reach for the bubbles! . . . Not the stars, like Larry, there, did!"
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Tags:quantum, quantum physics, physicist, physicists, quantum mechanics, physics, psychics, psychic, fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyants, clairvoyant, telepathic, second sight, supernatural, mystic, mystical, paranormal, romance, dating, love, soul mate, parallel universe, multiple universes, crystal ball, occult, predict, prediction, predictions, love interest, love life, palmist, palm-reader, medium, matter, energy, anti-matteranit