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'I see a woman with a very large, round nose... Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Let me try that again.'
The Sphinx Speaks
Tags:riddle, riddles, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, puzzled, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, mysteriously, art, arts, ancient, ancient history, historical, myth, myths, mythical, mythic, mythical creatures, mythical creature, mystic, mystical, mystical creatures, mysticism, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptology, pithy, pithiness, pithy statements, modern, modern life, modern living, real estate, real-estate, realtor, realtors, advice, advise, advising, decipher, deciphers, implication, implications, cryptic, cryptic advice, pun, puns, word play, play on words, word-play
"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, irony
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!
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'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'
'Think he's trying to tell us something?'
"The moon is full, Lester. Don't you feel even a teensy bit like howling?"
Fortune teller to lady: 'The world around you is all abuzz and there you are - lesson planning for years to come.'
'And now over to Mrs Miggins for our financial forecasts...'
Tags:financial forecasts, financial forecast, financial adviser, financial advisers, business consultant, business consultants, psychic, psychics, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, forecast, finance, financial, finances, stocks, shares, stock market, horoscope, crystal balls, crystal ball, magic, forecasting, financial forecasting, made up, who knows, guesswork, guessing, better than guesswork, superstitions, superstitious, mystical, mystics, better than nothing
"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."
'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'
Tags:nonexistence, philosophy, philosophical, existential, existentialism, metaphysics, metaphysical, mystical, mystics, mysticism, surreal, surrealism, death, spirituality, spiritual, dimensions, alternate dimensions, fads, fad, trend, craze, cultural, movement, trends, social trends, trendsetter, follower, followers, existence, non-existence, absurd, absurdism
Tags:quantum, quantum physics, physicist, physicists, quantum mechanics, physics, psychics, psychic, fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyants, clairvoyant, telepathic, second sight, supernatural, mystic, mystical, paranormal, romance, dating, love, soul mate, parallel universe, multiple universes, crystal ball, occult, predict, prediction, predictions, love interest, love life, palmist, palm-reader, medium, matter, energy, anti-matteranit
'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'
"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"
Transcendental Hygienist: 'Say ommmm.'
I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'
Celestial reading lamp.
Proud Parent of a SUPERNATURAL STUDENT at Westford High School
Our fortune cookies are officially 'neutral' on the Taiwan independence question.
The newspaper that psychics read every morning.
"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"
Girl and fairy
"What happened to you!?"
Tags:mirror, mirror on the wall, mirror, talking mirror, snow white, beautiful woman, fairest of them all, mirror on wall, looking into mirror, change in looks, change, magic mirror, snow white and the seven dwarfs, mystical, magic, ugly, good-looking, unattractive, transition, difference, fairy tale, fair, fairest, evil queen