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"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
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The Sphinx Speaks
Tags:riddle, riddles, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, puzzled, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, mysteriously, art, arts, ancient, ancient history, historical, myth, myths, mythical, mythic, mythical creatures, mythical creature, mystic, mystical, mystical creatures, mysticism, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptology, pithy, pithiness, pithy statements, modern, modern life, modern living, real estate, real-estate, realtor, realtors, advice, advise, advising, decipher, deciphers, implication, implications, cryptic, cryptic advice, pun, puns, word play, play on words, word-play
"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, irony
Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
Tags:tarot, tarots, tarot card, tarot cards, card, cards, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, read, reading, house of, astrology, astrological, mystic, mystics, mysticism, mets, met, baseball, baseball game, games, season, seasons, the game, record, new york, sport, sports, competitive sports, sports lover, sports lovers, competition, clinch, seance, married, marriage, married life, communication, communicate, communicating, wife, wives, loyal, loyalty, seance, seances
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, priorities, priority
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obvious
"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
The Witches Discover The Wok
Tags:wok, woks, chinese, asian, japanese, thai, cuisine, witch, witches, macbeth, the scottish play, scottish play, witchy, wicca, wiccan, stereotypes, myth, mythology, mysticism, mystic, mythological, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food, foodies, foodie, food blog, food blogger, eating, eating out, homecook, home cook, home cooked, homecooked, cookery, play, plays, theater, theatre, shakespeare, literature, literary, books, book, book lover, book worm, book lovers, book worms, bookish
"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."
Tags:obese, obesity, overweight, weigh, weight, heavy, fat, fattening, obesity epidemic, haes, health at every size, beer belly, tarot, tarots, tarot card, tarot cards, card, cards, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, read, reading, house of, astrology, astrological, pancake, pancakes, food, foods, foodie, food blogger, food lover, food bloggers, mystic, mysticism
'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'
Tags:nonexistence, philosophy, philosophical, existential, existentialism, metaphysics, metaphysical, mystical, mystics, mysticism, surreal, surrealism, death, spirituality, spiritual, dimensions, alternate dimensions, fads, fad, trend, craze, cultural, movement, trends, social trends, trendsetter, follower, followers, existence, non-existence, absurd, absurdism
Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.
Tags:witch, witches, wicca, wiccan, monster, monsters, halloween, myth, myths, mysticism, air bag, airbag, safety, transportation, travel, technology, vehicles, transport, broomstick, broom, brooms, flying, accidents, crash, crashing, crashes, transport, magic, magical, crash, crashed, safe, injury, prevention
'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'
"Seducers, politicians and non-believers, it's all become so humdrum. I often wonder, where have all the sorcerers and fortune tellers gone?"
Tags:devil, devils, satan, lucifer, hell, hades, afterlife, afterlives, sins, sinning, deadly sin, deadly sins, magic, magical, mystic, mystics, mysticism, fortune teller, fortune tellers, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, humdrum, bored, bored at work, listless, same old, sameness, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks
'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
National Skeptics Foundation: A not-for-prophet organization.
"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."
Our fortune cookies are officially 'neutral' on the Taiwan independence question.
Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.
"She tried to explain the difference between spirituality, mindfulness and mysticism. I didn't get it."
Ill next Thursday
"Here, quick - pull my finger."
Yes, I do think second opinions can be worthwhile, but not from 'Evonica, All-Knowing Mystical Seer and Soothsayer'!
Tags:second opinion, second opinions, physician, medical diagnosis, medical recommendation, doctor's advice, medical advice, mysticism, mystic, fortune teller, pseudoscience, holistic medicine, doctor, doctors, md, health, illness, ill, healthy, advising, clash of opinions, patient, patients, alternative medicine, alternative health, seer, soothsayer, seers, soothsayers
"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyants, crystal ball, charlatan, swindler, swindle, swindles, reincarnations, reincarnating, crystal balls, charlatans, swindlers, past life, past lives, reincarnation, new age, mysticism, mystic, spiritual advice, spirits, schmo, schmos, con, cons, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, con women, con woman, gullible, gullibility
"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"