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"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
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Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
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"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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'Some birthday's you're the stick . . . some birthdays yu're the pinata.'
"Nothing is as it seems, my son."
"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
'And now over to Mrs Miggins for our financial forecasts...'
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"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."
Madame Lucille Fortune Teller
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'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'
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"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."
"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"
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"I just use an app now."
Transcendental Hygienist: 'Say ommmm.'
Your daily horoscope.
'I see you visiting the statue of liberty during a snowstorm... Oh wait.'
'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'
'So, Al, how are you getting along with Criswell?'
'I'm sorry. I just can't read music.'
'I come from a long line of fortune hunters...'
'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'
'This is Astral Bob. He reads horoscopes.'
'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'