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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
"This is Joshua. Joshua fit the battle of Jericho."
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"I've done all I can do."
Tags:sandman, magic sand, folkstory, folk story, folklore, mythical figure, mythical figures, mythical being, mythical beings, fairy tale, fairy tales, farytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, good dream, good dreams, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers
"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."
Tags:grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, embodiment of death, vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, cleaner, cleaners, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales, mythical figure, mythical figures, sales pitch, sales pitches, sales strategy, sales strategies
"1991 never really did grow up."
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Samson Gets Off at Fourteen
Atlas at Home
"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"
"Sure, it was cute when we were kids, but now it mostly makes people uncomfortable."
"Look here's my I.D."
"Did you say these things come in cycles?"
"How can I look at myself in the mirror? Easy, I use a step ladder!"
Grim Reaper visiting bucket list website.
"Sorry, sir, but you can't collect on your life insurance policy when you don't have a life."
Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.
'You're getting a weapons AND indecent exposure charge, son!'
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, valentine, valentines, valentines day, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, mythical figure, mythical figures, god of love, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, police, copper, coppers, police officer, police officers, indecent exposure, weapon, weapons, arrest, arrests, arresting
'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'
Atlas Joins A Bowling League
Big man on Krampus
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"This is so awkward! I never should've had that fling with the tooth fairy."
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"Nah - it's just another main stream media hoax."
The Sandman doesn't like politicians, so he often leaves sand in their shoes.
Nanook of the North meets Nanook of the Southwest.
"Two cheeseburgers and world peace."
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