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'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'
'First, we're going to run some tests to help pay off the machine,'
'I'm referring you to an 'ear, nose and throat' specialist.'
Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.
'More budget cuts. One gown per room. Who wants to wear it first?'
'Wait, this one's a lawyer. We'd better wash our hands.'
Pins on waiting room seats - "Its helped us cut unnecesseary visits by over 23%"
'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'
'Of course you don't feel any better. Two years ago I gave you six months to live. You do the math.'
He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.
"And finally doctor, can you think of any areas where spending could be cut without damaging patiet care?"
The Government is intending to carry out a job satisfaction survey!
Politicians are 100% behind doctors
'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'
'Your watch is fine. We set our clocks back an hour just to make you wait.'
Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'
'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'
"Isn't there anything the government can do to help?"
"Your D.N.A. test shows you're predisposed to sue doctors."
'I'll tell you what's wrong with the UN...Too many foreigners!'
Elderly man on phone in bed - 'Press 1 if you have bed sores, Press 2 if you need to go to the toilet...'
'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'
'I have just received official authorization from our senior advisors to the Security Council to triple dare you !'
'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.