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'I asked you two weeks ago to put a new lightbulb in the lamp in the spare bedroom. How long is it going to take?'
'You're not bidding on something again, are you? . . . So when some goofy item and a debit in our account show up at roughly the same time, I am to assume what?'
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Eight-year-old Henry Jonas is credited with being the first child to utter the question that parents would loathe for centuries to come.
'Do you feel dominated by your mother?'
'When Bach does this we call it a fugue. It's like your wife banging on about the same thing, day after day.'
"I've had to whine hard for everything I've ever really wanted."
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'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'
"I want all of that done by the time I get home."
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"You need to get off my back."
"Can you make your Mother disappear?"
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"I can feel the river come to life...but why aren't the bids singing?"
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"Don't forget the trash!"
'Son. . . how many times have I told you to wait at least a half hour after a meal before you go parting waters?'
"Remember, Mr. President. It's your anniversary today. Don't forget to pick up some flowers for the, first nag."
'Arthur! When are you going to start accepting the passage of time?'
The pre-cell phone era.
Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."
'There you go again...constantly snagging!'
'I asked you to take the garbage out.'
'I am not a pack rat...I am a collector!'
'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'
'We'd make a perfect team, if it wasn't for You!'
'He's choosy about wine - only large bottles will do.'
'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'