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"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
"Do you get this joke, Harold? I don't."
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
Next On The Agenda
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, nanny state, nanny states, child, nag, nags, nagging, sleepover, sleepovers, sleep-over, sleep-overs, regulation, regulations, government regulations, parenting help, grilled cheese, pick eater, picky eaters, childish behavior, childish behaviors, act out, acts out, acting out, brat, brats, pain, pains, nuisance, nuisances
"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
Tags:domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, married couple, married, married life, grocery, groceries, marriage, old married couple, household, house, houses, home, homely, household chores, chore, chores, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopped, men, man, husband, husbands, husbands and wives, wife, wives, nag, nagged, nagging, nags, fishwife
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
Tags:phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations
"If you're my wife, I'm not here."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, nagging, not here, searching, looking, found, finding, no escape, hiding
Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment
Tags:smart device, smart devices, smartphone, smartphones, digital assistant, digital assistants, digital assistance, artificial intelligence, modern world, question, questions, option, options, choice, choices, too many choices, overwhelmed, overwhelming, modern times, modern life, nag, nags, nagging
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories, shpasik, jtoons
'I asked you two weeks ago to put a new lightbulb in the lamp in the spare bedroom. How long is it going to take?'
'You're not bidding on something again, are you? . . . So when some goofy item and a debit in our account show up at roughly the same time, I am to assume what?'
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, cave painting, cave paintings, painting, painter, painters, artist, artists, art, misunderstood artist, misunderstood artists, inventing, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fire, flame, wasting time, potchkeh, potchkeeing, keeping up with the joneses, cave, caves, yiddsh, jewish, complain, complains, complaining, nagging, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts
"First chance you get can you pull over and try to make some money."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, traffic, sitting in traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, drive, driving, driver, passenger, passengers, work, unemployed, out of work, laid off, fired, quit, not working, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, beg, beggar, beggars
"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, sarcasm, sarcastic, unemployment, unemployed, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job search, career path, careers, career, job, jobs, condescending, patronizing, patronising, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester
It Starts: "That's what you're wearing?"
Tags:godzillas, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mothering, mothered, motherhood, hassle, hassles, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, nagger, naggers, care, cares, caring, cared, carer, carers, son, sons, offspring, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, monster, monsters, dinosaurs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I still want grandchildren.
Bartlett's Expanded Quotations
Tags:quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, familiar quotations, bartlett, bartlett's, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, scold, scolds, scolding, frustrate, frustration, frustrations, family, families
"I wish I had read your resume before we got married."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing, cv, resume, resumes, qualified, qualification, qualifications, employment, employment history, employability, regrets, regret
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
Tags:bar, bars, pubs, pub, bar and grill, grill, corner bar, corner bars, neighborhood bar, neighborhood bars, corner pub, neighborhood pub, neighborhood pubs, corner pubs, marriage, nagging, nag, chatter, chattering, home life, home, marriages, relationship, relationships, serving, service, serve, bar tender, bar tenders, alcohol, bar staff, drink, drinking, drunk, escape, escapism, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration
"You're listening, but you're not hearing."
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, killer, killers, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, whack the cat, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, reminder, reminders, nag, nags, nagging, chore, chores
'My wife said I don't listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.'