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'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'
What wives say...what husbands hear...
"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
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Child Support Hose
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"Be careful. Alien life forms have infiltrated the populace."
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"It's for you."
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'I know I say a lot of rubbish. That's because your wife taught me how to speak!'
"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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"Don't even think about it."
"I assure you, my sweet, I can't think of anyone I would rather have hound me into my grave than you."
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"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."
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"Start exercising, lose some weight, pay more attention to me and the kids, help out more around the house?"
3C-Keep Your Eye On The Road
"I said, 'Go East'; you went west...again! Why can't you listen? Don't be such a schlep! You big schmoe!"
"If that's my matching sock, I'm not here."
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"Out getting smashed, AGAIN?!"
'Where do you think you're going?'
'We never go anywhere anymore.'
"Okay, snookums, I know I'm late. I can explain."
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Wife gets rid of husband's distraction.
'I've told you...only wake me for one of the queen's tirades. Uprisings and coups can wait.'
"...The wife is liable to crank up the invisible fence."
"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"
Tags:groundhogs, gopher, spa, wildlife, wild-life, groundhogs, gophers, hot tubs, spas, woodchuck, woodchucks, landbeaver, landbeavers, land-beaver, land-beavers, whirlpool, whirlpools, jacuzzi, jacuzzis, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nagging wife, nagging wives, married life, bachelor, bachelors, bachelor's lifestyles
"Remember, Mr. President. It's your anniversary today. Don't forget to pick up some flowers for the, first nag."
'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'