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'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'
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What wives say...what husbands hear...
"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
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Child Support Hose
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"It's for you."
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"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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"Start exercising, lose some weight, pay more attention to me and the kids, help out more around the house?"
"I said, 'Go East'; you went west...again! Why can't you listen? Don't be such a schlep! You big schmoe!"
"If that's my matching sock, I'm not here."
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"Out getting smashed, AGAIN?!"
'Where do you think you're going?'
'We never go anywhere anymore.'
"Okay, snookums, I know I'm late. I can explain."
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Wife gets rid of husband's distraction.
'I've told you...only wake me for one of the queen's tirades. Uprisings and coups can wait.'
"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"
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"Remember, Mr. President. It's your anniversary today. Don't forget to pick up some flowers for the, first nag."
"...The wife is liable to crank up the invisible fence."
'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'
'Arthur! When are you going to start accepting the passage of time?'
'WAIT! Before you jump - you forgot to take out the trash!'
Wife to husband whose turned into a pile of seed: 'If you exercised more, this wouldn't have happened.'
'There you go again...constantly snagging!'
'She always gets her way. Everything is always, 'Yes, deer.''
"If that's my wife, tell her I'm on my way."