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Gen X in the Golden Years.
'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'
Grim reaper waiting for someone in the arrivals area of an airport
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, arrivals, arrivals area, arrivals hall, waiting, wait, sign, signs, name, names, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, waiting area, waiting areas, driver, drivers, pick-up, pick-up area, pickup, pickup area, passenger, passengers, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers
"Say…. Just what kind of a name is Norbert?"
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, charity, poverty, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owner, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, pet trick, pet tricks, name, names, pet name, pet names
Thomas the Tank Engine. Harold the Helicopter. Bob the Crane
"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, name, names, naming, last name, last names, surname, surnames, company name, company names, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, ceo, c.e.o., chief executive officer, chief executive officers, ceos, c.e.o.s, name change, changing names, name changes
"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."
Monuments 'n' Stuff
Tags:storefront, storefronts, name, names, monument, monuments, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, undertaker, undertakers, mortuary, mortuaries, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, tombstone, tombstones, respect for the dead, show respect, shows respect, showing respect, consumer, consumer culture, consumerism, death, die, dies, dying, retailer, retailers, window shop, window shops, window shopping, modern life, modern times
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernating
My Guess is, it belongs to a politician.
"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."
Tags:elephant, elephants, conservation, conservations, conservationism, zoo, zoos, captivity, captive, animal, connotations, animal lover, animal lovers, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, family, word, words, word play, play on words, name, names, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist
"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."
"That's Doctor Tambourine Man."
Brig. Gen. Matt Gandhi (no relation)
Tags:brigadier, brigadiers, brigadier general, brigadier generals, military officer, military officers, military rank, military ranks, ghandi, pacifist, pacifists, peace, peacful, leader, leaders, famous leaders, famous name, famous names, no relation, not related, name, names, military, army, military leader, military leaders, war, fighting, fight, irony, ironic name, ironic names, violent, violence, non-violent
"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."
Tags:tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum, tweedledee and tweedledum, tweedledum and tweedledee, alice in wonderland, lewis carroll, charles lutwidge dodgson, carroll, dodgson, charles dodgson, book, books, lit, literature, fiction, fictional, fantasy, fantastic, alice's adventures in wonderland, nonsense, literary nonsense, name, names, naming, boring, ordinary, normal, regular, contrast, contrasting
"That's bass with broccoli and mushrooms. Stop calling it animal, vegetable, and fungus."
Tags:family, families, meal, meals out, dining, eating out, eat out, children, child, kid, kids, science, parent, parents, restaurant, restaurants, education, schools, language, precocious, cuisine, food, foods, pedantic, name, names, picky, fussy, fuss, naming, calling, sciency, awkward, annoying, annoys, irritate, irritating
"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."
Tags:writer, writers, writing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, manuscript, manuscripts, draft, drafts, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, suggestion, suggestions, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, seo, s.e.o., search engine optimization, search engine optimisation, a tale of two cities, charles dickens, name, names, city, cities, search engine, search engines, internet, online, computer, computers, advertising, marketing, publicity, technology, modern life
"My father-who the hell do you think named me Edward the Lesser?"
Tags:lesser, denigrate, denigrates, denigrating, nickname, nicknames, nick-name, nick-names, father, fathers, parent, parents, expectation, expectations, high expectations, smother, smothers, smothering, name, names, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, parental figure, therapist, therapists, therapy, complex, complexes, psychological complex, psychological complexes
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists
"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin
Tags:kevin, count, counts, counting, tic, tics, tic mark, tic marks, mark time, marks time, marking time, identity, identities, name, names, tick mark, tick marks, tick, ticks, anniversary, anniversaries, passage of time, passages of time, thirty, thirties, thirtieth birthday, 30th birthday, 30, birthday, birthdays
"You don't look like a Dave."
"When did you start putting 'Nina's in your hair?"
Tags:hidden word, hidden words, word, words, name, names, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashion, fashionable, fashions, trend, trends, trendy, trending, fashionista, fashionistas, art, artist, artists, women, woman, drawing, draw, sketch, sketches, caricature, caricatures, caricaturist, caricaturists
Tags:philately, philatelist, philatelists, stamp collecting, stamp collector, stamp collectors, collecting, collector, collectors, stamps, stamp, confusing terms, confusing terminology, confusing name, confusing names, terminology, terms, name, names, stupid terminology, stupid terms, stupid names, stupid name, hobbies, hobby, fancy sounding
"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."
Tags:unpaid, name, publicity, free publicity, exposure, free exposure, good exposure, cowboy, cow boy, cowboys, cow boys, wild west, old west, western, westerns, unpaid internship, intern, unpaid intern, interns, internships, no pay, employment, employed, work, working, work for free, working for free, pay, fair pay, freelance, independent, independent workforce, independence, work from home, home working, freelancer, freelancing, freelancers, bar, saloon, tavern, saloons, gig, gig economy, industry, nice try