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"I'm sorry, Melissa, but I really don't care what Prince is calling himself these days. I'm going to continue calling him what I've always called him."
Tags:pop star, pop stars, name change, name changes, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, intransigence, intransigent, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, music, music lover, music lovers, daughter, daughters, reach out, reaches out, reaching out, stubborn, stubbornness
"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, name, names, naming, last name, last names, surname, surnames, company name, company names, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, ceo, c.e.o., chief executive officer, chief executive officers, ceos, c.e.o.s, name change, changing names, name changes
"I do love you, Ross. But I'm not ready to hyphenate yet."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, wedding, weddings, proposal, proposals, commitment, commitments, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, last name, last names, surname, surnames, name, names, name change, name changes, hyphen, hyphens, hyphenate, hyphenated, trend, trends, trendy, millennial, millennials, modern life
"Bevenion, if it's not too much of a problem, we'd like you to modify your name so that people can get a quicker ethnic fix on it."
"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, law, legal, judge, judges, name, names, name change, name changes, changing names, new name, new names, history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, beijing, peking, china, chinese, peking man, palaeontologist, palaeontologists, palaeontology, paleontologist, paleontologists, paleontology
"Sales are up 38% since the name change."
"If I change my name to Red Cross, can I keep the donations?"
Tags:charity, charities, donate, donates, donating, donator, donators, pledge, pledges, pledging, donation, donations, cheque, cheques, sums, sum, large, keep, keeps, keeping, kept, own, owns, owning, red cross, change, changes, changing, name change, name changes, steal, steals, stealing, silly question, silly questions, selfish, uncharitable
...and in future I'm not called 'Norman Micklethwaite' but 'Howling Wolf Mackenzie'.
"He calls himself grenadier, but I remember when his name was 'the rattail fish'."
"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
Tags:cleavage, division, split, separation, mountains, mountain, hike, hiker, hikers, national park, national parks, play on words, word play, park, parks, outdoors, outdoor, nature, woods, forests, forest, sex appeal, breast, head in the gutter, get your head out of the gutter, homonym, homonyms, create interest, marketing, name change, name changes, creating interest, generate interest, generating interest, marketing company, marketing companies
"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."
"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, bed, beds, snow white, seven dwarves, seven dwarfs, 7 dwarfs, 7 dwarves, weight gain, gaining weight, gain weight, chub, chubby, chubbiness, fat, fattening, overweight, obese, obesity, name and shame, coming to terms, come to terms, name change, change names, name changes, mid life crisis, unfit, fitness, story, story book, storybook, storybooks, character, characters
'First of all we want to have our name changed from 'cockroach' to 'companion beetle'.' (Insect PR).
"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"
"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."
"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."
Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)
Mr. Drumpf is a moron.
"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"
Tags:killer whale, killer whales, whale, whales, brand, brands, branding, orca, orca whale, orca whales, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, name change, name changes, conference call, conference calls, publicist, publicists, advertising, ad, ads, ad man, ad men, image consultant, image consultants, pr, pr firm, pr firms, publicist, publicists
"Daisy is my married name. It was also my maiden name."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, name, names, married name, maiden name, last name, last names, surname, surnames, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, name change, name changes, changing names
'The following is based on actual events. The names have been changed to protect the incompetent.'
"My friend Christian is thinking of changing his name. He just became an atheist.."
"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."
'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''
'It's not called bad breath anymore. It's breath behaving badly.'