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'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'
My Guess is, it belongs to a politician.
"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"
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Naming World War II.
'great news Your Majesty! The Kennel Club is thinking of naming a spaniel after you!!'
The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
'I'm 364720181, but you can just call me 36.'
"Sorry if I'm butchering your name."
'Don't let my title fool you.'
Leading a horse to coffee...
'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'
'It's already taken.'
Changing house name.
'It used to be the 'lost and found' department.'
"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."
Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.
'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'
'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'
'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'
''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'
'I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...'
Workman baptising his child J.C.B.
'Mine doesn't need a name.' (towels with 'his', 'hers' and one covered in dirt.)
"That must be Java Man!"
'I plan to hyphenate my name when I marry. But eventually I'd like to upgrade to a semicolon followed by a lightning bolt.'
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