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"No, dummy...that's not how we use a napkin!"
"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."
'And now a moment of silence so that we may never forget the tragic events of March 31st. . . when we ran out of napkins on sloppy Joe Day.'
Violinist dines with his napkin positioned like a violin.
'If I inspired this love peom, how come it's written on the back of a Hooters' napkin?'
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'I find I get much better service when I use a $100 bill instead of a napkin.'
'That's a great first effort, kids, but let's try using the napkins from the pantry.'
Lunch with Wally: 'Need a napkin?'
A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.
'Please tell me you still have my cocktail napkin. I mapped out the whole campaign on it.'
'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'
"I'd like your homemade birthday card a lot better if it weren't scribbled on a bar napkin."
'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'
'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'
'Please shred all of the napkins we wrote anything on.'
'Shall we spin the wheel to see how many napkins you get.'
Man Ties Moustache to in a Knot to Prevent Stains.
'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'
"It's easy for short people not to be sloppy. Your mouth is closer to the plate."
'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'