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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
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"He used to think he was Napoleon - now he thinks he's Trump."
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"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."
Barack Obama as Napoleon.
The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.
"I suppose my size has something to do with it!"
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"It does make a statement."
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Little Dog Barking at a Large Dog
'Have you checked out that new courtroom - supplies store on 18th street, your Honor? It's called 'Big Gavels For Little Men.''
"Do you know who you're talking to, Buster? You're talking to the guy with the biggest desk, biggest chair, longest drapes, and highest ceiling in the business!"
'It's probably your own fear of inadequacy.'
Short Bird Syndrome
'Well, I'm no expert, but my research would indicate you exhibit symptoms of being what is referred to colloquially as a 'jerk'.'
"Nobody likes a homunculus with a microchip on his shoulder."
'I hate it when he tries to prove he's taller than me.'
'We have a problem one here he thinks he is David Beckham.'
"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."
"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"
'Yes I am a pony buddy! Falabella! Respect me or I'll bite your knees!'
'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'
"No, you don't look taller, Ferdinand. You're still a shrimp."
"And sometimes I think I'm the Duke of Wellington."
Meeting Today - Over-Compensators Anonymous.
Putin's Napoleon Complex
'Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!'