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"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."
Tags:winery, wineries, napa, napa valley, sonoma, sonoma county, artisan, artisanal, grower, growers, meth, methamphetamine, methamphetamines, meth lab, meth labs, drug, drugs, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, narcotic, narcotics, substance abuse, vineyard, vineyards, sophisticate, sophisticated, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, user, users, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, home business, home businesses
'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'
"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, dog, dogs, airport security, security animal, security animals, tsa, drug, drugs, drug-sniffing, drug-sniffing dog, drug detection, k-9, k9, k-9 unit, k-9 units, k9 unit, k9 units, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, addiction, addictions, addictive, snort, snorts, snorting, coke, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, narcotic, narcotics, law enforcement
Skeleton in the Desert
'Apparently, the locals have over 40 different words for snow!'
"Will you put those guns down? This is a MATH lab you idiots!"
Tags:police, crime, dea, drug enforcement agency, guns, meth, meth lab, methamphetamine, drug, drugs, narcotics, math lab, lab, mathematics, mathematicians, druglord, drug kingpin, equation, equations, confusion, misunderstanding, swat, cop, cops, police men, police man, police officer, stupid, dumb, mistake
"I heard we're now legal in some states."
Drug Deal Gone Right IV
"Whoa! Wait a minute - it's not that kind of wire! I'm a drug dealer, same as you guys!"
Tags:marionette, marionettes, puppets, puppeteer, puppeteers, puppet, ventriloquist, ventriloquism, ventriloquists, wire, wires, surveillance, string, strings, wearing a wire, wears a wire, infiltrate, infiltrates, infiltration, gang, gangs, undercover, undercover cop, undercover cops, undercover officer, undercover officers, crime, criminals, drugs, illegal, drug dealers, police, informants, narcotics, wire up, misunderstandings
"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, medicine, medical testing, scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, drug, drugs, illegal, coke, cocaine, blow, speed, cartel, cartels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, crime, drug war, drug wars, drug trade, unfair, unequal, narco, narcos, narcotic, narcotics, drug trafficking, drug trafficker, drug traffickers, dealer, dealers, dealing
"I understand the need for drug testing, but it just doesn't make a good team-building exercise."
Tags:drug testing, drug, drug test, drug tests, team-building exercise, team-building exercises, employee morale, corporate morale, team building exercise, team building exercises, teamwork, team-work, team player, team players, drugs, substance abuse, urine sample, employees, team-building, workplace morale, business, narcotics, management
'They took my pellets, man, I been hittin' that lever all day, they took my Pellets!'
The Breakfast of Cheaters
'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'
The annual report on causes of death is released.
'I'm addicted to being against drugs!'
'I don't take drugs! All I smoke, is eels!'
"Pssst. Designer drugs...hallucinogenics...would go great with your tie."
Tags:hallucinogenics, hallucinogenic, drug, drugs, narcotic, narcotics, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug deal, drug deals, tie, ties, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashions, fashionable, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, hallucinogenic substances, hallucinogenic substance, crfime, crimes, criminal, criminals
The Fountain of Wasted Youth
Dog excited at ban on khat.
'You'll never catch a member of my family on drugs!'
When police 'sniffer dogs' go bad.
Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.
'It's for my glaucoma.'