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Happiness is... escaping the bar without your therapist seeing you."
'My house was blown to Smithereens!'
'Yo, Marcus-Check your fly.'
"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."
"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."
"It was a cold moonless night and my heart was pounding as I leapt from the train. The soldiers with, their dogs searched for me, frequently coming within yards of my position. I'll never forget how I deserted from fort dix."
'Another failure to communicate?'
Conrad Black recalls his narrow escape...
The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.
'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'
'Run you fool! Can't you see it's a trap?'
Chicken Little has narrow escape from processing plant,
"What did your tia Carmen get you for Christmas?"
"I'll bet you have some stories."