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The DaVinci Cold.
Tags:davinci, da, vinci, cold, colds, pharmacy, pharmacist, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, tissue, tissues, soup, soups, nasal, nose, noses, spray, sprays, chapstick, chapsticks, chap, stick, sticks, apothecary, apothecaries, apostle, michaelangelo, bishop, paulo, hail-mary, hail, mary, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Well, whatever it is - it's contagious."
Tags:contagious, contagion, contagions, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, disease transmission, disease transmissions, spread, spreads, spreading, infection, infections, nose, noses, nasal, fungus, fungi, doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's offices, mysterious illness, diagnosis, diagnoses, mystery disease, mystery diseases
Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!
Pick your own.
'Severe case of lead poisoning!'
'Nasal sprays are very harmful to your sinuses. From now on I want you to use this tiny plumbers helper.'
'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'
Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)
Tags:virus, rhinovirus, common cold, man cold, man-cold, common-cold, common-colds, common colds, infections, bug, bugs, flu season, cold season, viruses, macho men, macho man, infections, diseases, infection, disease, snot, nose, nasal, booger, boogers, mucus, sick, sickness, unwell, medical, medicine, pathogen, pathogens
'Are you a footballer?'
The punk rocker and bull are both noticing each others identical nose rings spontaneously.
'Use a snotrag you coarse footballing person!!'
'I keep smelling fish.'
'No, the other kind.'
'He was our head wine buyer for over 30 years, so it only seemd fitting.'
'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'
'I need twenty gallons of industrial strength nasal spray.'
Welcome to HONKERS...today's special is nasal-twanger chicken.
"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"
Rockets of Nasa and nasal.
This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.
"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."