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Cutting corners can cost money.
For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, nasty, mean
Hecklers On Poetry Night
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, heckle, heckler, hecklers, heckling, nasty, nastiness, mean, meanness, metaphor, metaphors, term, terms, terminology, metre
We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
Tags:t-shirt, t-shirts, custom, customised, customized, customisation, customization, cigar store, cigar stores, cigar shop, cigar shops, insensitive, insensitivity, nasty, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, print, prints, printing, printing store, ledge, ledges, talk down, talks down, talking down, jumper, jumpers, jumping
"My composition is called 'Mrs. Torrence Is a Big Fat Idiot.' "
Tags:teaching, teacher, teachers, public, public school, public schools, new teacher, new teachers, mean, meanness, nastiness, nasty, kid, kids, child, childhood, mean kid, mean kids, rush limbaugh, limbaugh, composition, school, schools, schooling, surprise, inflammatory, hack, paper, papers, homework, assignment, assignments, hack journalism, baseless, politics, political, politician, politicians, book, books, bookish, book worm, book lover, book lovers
"Why is everyone's valuable input so stupid?"
Tags:executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, incompetent, incompetence, stupid, stupidity, input, valuable input, comment, comments, constructive criticism, constructive crit, idea, ideas, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, dismiss, dismisses, dismissing, dismissive, input, idea, ideas, suggestion, suggestions, unfriendly, intimidating, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, blunt, bluntness, frank, frankness, rude, nasty, impolite
"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, wishing, happy, happiness, content, contented, smug, smugly, smugness, punch, punches, punching, sadistic, sadism, suit, suits, sleazy, sleaze, mean, meanness, nasty, nastiness, hurt, hurting, waste, wasted, wastes, satisfaction, satisfied, power, powerful, lamp, lamps, smug, smugness
"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, business executive, business executives, executive, executives, human, humans, treatment, treated like a human being, executive, executives, boss, bosses, office worker, office workers, unfair, receptionist, receptionists, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, inhumane, inhumanity, cruel, cruelty, mean, nasty, nastiness
"Sorry—I live in a parallel universe."
Tags:parallel universe, rich, riches, rich man, poor man, poor, poverty, poor people, upper class, upper classes, ignore, ignores, ignoring, class divide, class division, class divisions, eye contact, cruel, cruelty, wealth gap, wealth gaps, income gap, income gaps, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, handout, handouts, casual cruelty, nasty, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, upward mobility
"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
Tags:attack, attacks, campaign ad, campaign ads, negative ad, negative ads, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, duel, duels, duelist, duelists, duellist, duellists, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, character assassination, assassination, assassinations, assassinating, nasty, bad politics, olden days, gun, guns, gun play, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, unfair, unfairness, coward, cowards, cowardly, shot in the back, shooting in the back
"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."
Tags:cry for help, cries for help, crying for help, berate, berates, berating, boss, bosses, manager, managers, chew out, chews out, chewing out, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, snivel, snivelling, hold my calls, executive, executives, mean, nasty, cruel, cruelty, tongue-lashing, tongue-lashings, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, scold, scolds, scolding, beat, beats, beating, beatings, violent, violence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
Something nasty afoot.
"Now you're just being a jerk!"
Tags:literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, captain ahab, ahab, jerk, leg, peg leg, vindictive, nasty, mean, overkill, over kill, leg, my leg, legs
"Dang brother, that's rank. What have you been eating? Seriously dude, that's just nasty."
Man to man "I can never remember names. Do you mind if I just call you 'Fat Bastard'."
"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"
Tags:tinkles, cat, tricks, play dead, sarcasm, lazy, evil, feline, pet, pets, domestic, domesticated, cats, tabby, tabby cat, owner, owners, trick, games, game, armchair, armchairs, let's do some tricks, disappointing, mean, mean spirited, hostile, rude, malicious, nasty, can't be bothered, bothered, annoying, annoyed, disturb, disturbed, cat nap, nap, napping, die, dead, cats vs dogs, cats v dogs, cats and dogs, difference
'Dude, it's been four hours since the frenzy and you're still burping that stuff up? That regurgitated rubber smell from those paddles is downright nasty!'
"Kids at school call us 'eight eyes'."
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, redux, remix, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, four eyes, glasses, spec, specs, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, motherhood, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, bullying, child, bullies, bullied, tease, teasing, name calling, name-calling, mean, nasty, schadenfreude, two heads, two headed, missing the obvious, invert, inverted, classic
"Ah, the return of the Incredible Hulk."
Tags:welcome, welcome home, welcoming, welcoming home, rude, rudeness, nasty, nastiness, mean, meanness, fishwives, fishwife, wife, wives, unhappy, husband, husbands, suitcase, suitcases, walk out, walk-out, married life, marriage, married, married couple, couple, couples, argue, argument, anger, angry, bully, bullying, bullied, patronise, patronize, patronised, patronized
'I've never heard you say a kind word about anyone, Sylvia...I could listen to you all day.'
"I was wondering, hon—how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?"
Tags:marriage, bad marriage, married, married life, married couple, couple, couples, toxic, toxic relationship, hazing, haze, hazed, dinner, mean, meanness, nasty, murphy's law, taking advantage, wife, wives, imprison, imprisoned, brainwashing, prove, proved, proving, brainwashed, honeymoon, honeymoon period, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, slapstick, slap stick
Old Wine in an Old Bottle
"It's a nasty little law. Fortunately for you, I'm a nasty little lawyer."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, the law, the legal system, legal system, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzlement, embezzling, embezzler, embezzlers, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, nasty, nastiness, ruthless, ruthlessness, uncomprimising