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The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.
'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'
'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'
'Listen up. ... When the ball is snapped, I want you to sprint for the end zone, cut through the tunnel, run out the gate, and don't ever come back.'
"On the plus side, concussions are way down."
'What a RIP-off!'
'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''
"That replacement ref is going to get me killed before I can collect the bounty on the other team's quarterback."
"We're playing soccer, not football!"
"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"
"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."
Donald Trump and NFL
'Live from Seventh Circuit Bankruptcy Court Field!...'
'I'm rooting for the Chargers this year. I hear they have the lowest long-term debt-to-capitalization ratio in the entire NFL.'
'It appears to be a legitimate restraining order. . .'
"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."
"Today a pro football player said he did not stand for the national anthem because his closed head injury makes him dizzy when he stands up."
Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.
NFL is jerk to fans
"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."
'Thank goodness... I thought I was having another concussion!'