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The NHS Response to Change: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Wouldn't know Evil if it Sat on His Face.
'Actually I think you'll find it's really more like this.'
'Here's another rock...you'll find your 'hard place' over there.'
GPs should market themselves to overcome negative press
Two tier health service...salaried GP...GP partner.
"Supersize surgeries will not prohibit an individual service, this for example is individual No 1347/98c."
I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.
'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'
'Don't look at me! You're meant to be discharged!'
Congressional Delegations Line Up
"The population is 40% overweight and you seem to account for 20% on your own."
'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'
'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.'
'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'
Notional Health Service
"You're arrogant, rude, insensitive and incompetent - just the consultant we're looking for!"
"Trust me I'm a Doctor."
'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'
'Maybe you could do with losing a little!'
'Mr Slaggon is waiting for his prostate exam, I'm off the clock...good luck.'
DOH to encourage PCTs to set up walk-in centres.
'These are the guidelines for 'repeat prescribing' when it's appropriate.'
'No it is not a ruddy male support undergarment try again.'
A 21st Century Oliver Twist
Consistency is the Key to Rationing Resources.