Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
'I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, relatives and friends.'
'We'll now be twice as well off by not buying a ticket.'
'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'
'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'
Scientist wins the lottery
"Five years down the line I see myself winning the lottery."
'I admire your optimism, but you really should diversify.'
"Dream of a jackpot win on the lottery? Nah. . . I'd still know I was me."
'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'
Woman discovers she is pregnant, and wonders if peeing on her lottery ticket will give her the same good luck.
"No, I don't think it'll change him... He's just waiting until it's off-peak time so he can call his mother and tell her the good news!"
'Floppo' lottery rebranding
Angel of the North.
"...the ticket holder of the record lottery jackpot has only until noon to claim their prize."
'Yeah, I won his 'National Lottery' once! - The prize was six turnips!'
Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."
Two Doors Reading 'Lottery' and 'IRS'.
'Your lottery ticket or your life!' 'I told you to wipe that smile off your face!'
Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!
'He could be a money spider - Have you checked the lottery?'
How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.
'It's just too much for him, poor love!'
Lottery - Thank you for not telling us how you would spend the money if you win