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"He turns out not to be Italian – just Italianate."
"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."
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"Oh boy! I'm an American!"
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'Ethnic origin? Put me down as mixed race.'
'I'm glad I wasn't born in France. My French is terrible.'
"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"
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"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."
"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."
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'Huh? Little Airmyn?'
'Well, he's not exactly germane.'
'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'
"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"
"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.
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'Our plan is to move production to China, corporate headquarters to Bermuda, and just leave a lobbyist in Washington.'
'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?
"I'm half Scottish...Unfortunately it's the bottom half so I have to wear this stupid kilt."
'Don't you know everybody's Irish on St. Patrick's Day?'
'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'
'Sure you Brits have 'irony', but we Americans have 'duh!''
"Olga, have you warmed that toilet roll up yet?"
'Uh-oh! Here comes another Plastic Brit!'
Fist bumps in other languages
Retired Canadian t shirt guy.
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