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"He turns out not to be Italian – just Italianate."
"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."
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"Oh boy! I'm an American!"
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'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'
'Ethnic origin? Put me down as mixed race.'
"We're so excited. I'm hoping for a Chinese girl, but Peter's heart is set on a Native American boy."
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'I'm glad I wasn't born in France. My French is terrible.'
'Do you still believe in European stereotypes ?'
"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"
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To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.
"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."
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'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'
'Huh? Little Airmyn?'
'Well, he's not exactly germane.'
'We shoulda used Congleton.'
"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"
"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.
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'Our plan is to move production to China, corporate headquarters to Bermuda, and just leave a lobbyist in Washington.'
'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?
"I'm half Scottish...Unfortunately it's the bottom half so I have to wear this stupid kilt."
'Don't you know everybody's Irish on St. Patrick's Day?'
"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."