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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
'Well, this is a little awkward...'
Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
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'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'
'Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?'
'Have you picked out a girl's name just in case?'
'You didn't bring any war toys did you?'
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'
Flight Into Egypt.
The new Christmas child
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'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'
The three wiseacres.
Cow eats the hay from the manger of baby Jesus.
If King Midas had been one of the 3 Kings...
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Do not open 'til Christmas...
'Did you keep the receipt?'
The first and last male sponsored baby shower.
'Seriously?!! Three old guys, a sheep and a donkey?!! Worst. Birthday party. EVER!!!!'
"...He said we can have the stables, but there's no T.V. or WiFi."
Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.
"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."
'Actually, due to the recession, we've got loads of room.'
'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'
The Forgotten Fourth King