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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
The wise men are followed by an auditor.
One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
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A Wii in a manger
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"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'
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'Did you remember the gift receipts?'
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'Well, this is a little awkward...'
Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
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'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'
"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."
"King Herod sent us."
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The three wise men of Thanksgiving
"...and Jerry here has brought the gift of 'The Gab'."
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'Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?'
'Don't forget, the last time we did this it turned out to be some real estate promotion.'
'Have you picked out a girl's name just in case?'
No Room at the Inn
"We got you a dreidel."
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"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."
Stable with a star above next to inn with five stars.
'You didn't bring any war toys did you?'
'Baby on board.'
"I just got something off his registry."
"Behold! A most unusual star in the East." "Could be trouble." "Let's not get involved." Three very wise men.
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"