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"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."
'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'
Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'
'And let's all agree to no Baa-ing during my solo.'
"Sign of the times really. Both in year 10 and they're deciding which of their babies will be cast as Jesus."
"They've left the country."
...and a child was born in Bethlehem.
'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'
'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'
School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'
'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'
Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.
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'Please miss, can I be Herod?'
Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.
Cut out and keep your own Angel.
Cut out and keep Shepherd.
'They all want to play the star.'
'Boy what a night! A Birth, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'
'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'
At the Xmas transvestite Nativity fancy dress Bob decided to eat, drink and be Mary!
"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."