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The wise men are followed by an auditor.
One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
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"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'
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"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
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"King Herod sent us."
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'Don't forget, the last time we did this it turned out to be some real estate promotion.'
'Have you picked out a girl's name just in case?'
No Room at the Inn
"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."
"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"
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"I just got something off his registry."
"Behold! A most unusual star in the East." "Could be trouble." "Let's not get involved." Three very wise men.
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'
The new Christmas child
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Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Two
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The three wiseacres.
"The 3 wise men couldn't make it. One got scammed in a gold investment scheme. One got sick from using a fake frankincense cure. And the the third one's wife wouldn't let him make the trip when she found out he bought myrrh perfume that wasn't for her."
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"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."
A small pool of wise men this year
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If King Midas had been one of the 3 Kings...
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"He's shopping for the second coming!"
'No Room' at the Inn
"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"
Baby on Board