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"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."
"Death appears to be due to natural causes."
"My wife finds it natural to nag, so if you hear that I died of natural causes, you'll know why."
'Unfortunately, this happens in nature. Two rivals get hopelessly tangled and both perish.'
"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."
'This isn't one of those poor intensive livestock farm animals. It's completely natural and died of natural causes - I ran over it parking the car.'
'Hasn't anyone ever been cured of natural causes?'
"A lifetime of illicit substance abuse, chain-smoking, excessive alcohol consumption and eating nothing but crap . . . and you have the nerve to tell me I'm dying of 'natural causes!'"