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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'
'No, Jason, I don't know why the T in 'Tsunami' is silent! Just run!'
'I'd be happy to take some that snow you've been getting. Seriously...'
"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, earth, planet earth, humanity, humans, environmental destruction, natural disaster, natural disasters, global warming, climate change, deforestation, rising sea levels, war, wars, fighting, politics, poverty, hunger, starvation, disease, pollution, social problems, social issues, social ills, not a moment too soon, escaped, no regrets, good timing
Acts of God
'There goes Slippery Sid, he never misses a trick does he?'
'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'
"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
Tags:global warming, floods, washington, water, pollution, thought, serious, environment, politics, incompetents, climate change, too late, tardy, tardiness, flood, flooding, flooded, global warming effect, global warming effects, delay, delays, apocalypse, end of the world, dragging our heels, worldwide flood, worldwide floods, environmental disaster, environmental catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophes, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters
"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
Tags:climate change, climate, climate change denial, climate crisis, weather, extreme weather, environment, nature, natural, natural disaster, natural disasters, disasters, hurricane, hurricanes, hurricane alley, tidal wave, tsunami, tsunamis, tidal, high tide, lightning, lightning storm, thunder and lightning, storm, richter, earthquake, quake, earthquakes, richter scale, storms, stormy, end times, doomsday, end of the world, world ending, environmentalism, stewardship, environmentally friendly, i told you so, cry wolf, apocalypse, apocalyptic
"Oh, good, they're in."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, sign, sign, signage, home, homes, house, houses, buying a home, buying a house, selling a house, selling a home, flood, flooding, flooded, buyer, buyers, seller, sellers, showing, showings, open house, open houses, viewing, viewings, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, rowing, bad luck, bad weather, natural disaster, natural disasters
"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
Tags:weather, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists, forecast, forecasting, forecasts, predict, predictions, prediction, beach, beaches, sea, ocean, oceans, placid, calm, windy, blow, storm, storms, stormy, hurricane, hurricanes, cyclone, cyclones, typhoon, typhoons, report, reports, reporting, reporter, reporters, cameraman, cameramen, filming, live, on location, anchorman, anchormen, anchor, anchors, news, television, tv, t.v., sunny, scoop, media, exaggerate, exaggeration, drama, dramatic, scaremonger, scaremongering, over dramatic, over-dramatic, overdramatic, overstate, vacationer, vacationers, blow out of proportion, embellish, natural disaster, natural disasters
"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"
'Today the hurricane finally fizzled out when it reached states where 'the buffalo roam and the skies are not cloudy all day.''
"Hello yes, I placed an order on seamless and it's been nearly an hour."
Tags:online shopping, internet shopping, online retailer, online retailers, internet retailer, internet retailers, flood, floods, natural disaster, natural disasters, flooding, extreme weather, delivery speed, delivery speeds, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, customer service, customer services
"That can't be good."
Tags:sunset, sunsets, setting son, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, worry, worries, worrying, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, extinguish, extinguished, sun, put out, puts out, putting out, fire, fires, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
'Just make sure you don't throw out the bathwater with the baby; there's a shortage.'
"What about me? Am I not a natural disaster?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, couple, couples, old married couple, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, bicker, bickers, bickering, problem, problems, late, home late, natural disaster, natural disasters, extreme weather, extreme, weather, home, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, flatter, flattery, flattering, unreasonable expectation, unreasonable expectations, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests
'Unusual weather for June'
'Newsflash: Experts are warning that overloading the Cloud with billions of bytes could cause massive rain and flooding.'
"On the plus side we haven't had a major fire in New York for the past ten years."
'It was either an earthquake or another paradigm shift.'
"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."
Tags:conservative, conservatives, disaster relief, natural disaster, natural disasters, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, disaster fund, disaster funds, flood, floods, flood relief, flood-relief, hypocrite, hypocrisy, hypocrites, rescue, rescues, emergency, emergencies, political belief, political beliefs
'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'