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Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'
The Evolution of Bowling
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Owl Through Time
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'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'
"You'll love my mother."
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"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."
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Gold, Silver & Bronze Evolution Chart
'...And I say, the hell with natural selection and let's just eat the nice fat juicy ones.'
'You now have an important role in the natural selection process - besides knowing how to treat, you have to decide who to treat.'
"The hell with natural selection..."
'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'
"You got this."
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'Change is coming Chester, and you better be prepared.'
"It's not you—it's natural selection."
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A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.
"I still say it's only a theory."
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"Does evolution make me look fat?"
'Natural selection - 'Hi - I'm gnu here.''
"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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"Break a leg!...as soon as you evolve one!"
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Charles Darwin, stand-up comic
'Natural selection box'
"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."
'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'