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'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'
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'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'
"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."
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"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
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'I knew we were in trouble when she said, 'Good-morning-I-hope-you-had-a-nice-summer-my-patience-is-wearing-tin'.'
'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'
"Honey - this is soooo special!"
"Careful - he's tricky."
'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'
Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.
'Before we discuss naughty and nice, can I see your privacy statement?'
"I'm sorry I peed in the soup."
"You always seem a lot taller when I'm in trouble."
"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"
'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'
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"Pssst... Hey, kid. Wanna run with scissors?"
"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."
'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'
'Your anatomy teacher says you're a pain in the gluteus.'
'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'
'What are you in for?'
"Oh, them? Their kid kept screwing around in class. Your little Timmy better watch himself or the same thing will happen to you."
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"What part of this don't you understand?"