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"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
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Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street
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"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
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"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
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'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective and empathetic. In your case I will settle for quiet.'
"Jonathan Scott Henshaw! You'd better not have your little brother in that trash bag...again!"
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'I appreciate your memo calling for more tolerant and forgiving parents. Now, what did you do this time?'
'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'
"Looks like you guys had a great time making a snowman with the babysitter. By the way, where is the babysitter?"
'I'm Kevin's teacher and I came to meet the cruel stepmother who won't let him do homework...'
"Ms. Trevor growled at me."
"Beware of children."
"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."
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"Frankly, he's a little monster."
Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'
Kid sits in corner near bag marked 'little tractor repairman'.
'The blood tests confirm what we thought: he has ALBD - Annoying Little Bastard Disorder.'
'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'
'How many times have you been told not to follow mommy too closely?'
"The school just called to say they're naming the detention room after you!!"
"Don't take it personally but the Santa down the street is better looking!"
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