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"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
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'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'
"You know I'm not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on."
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"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."
"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
"Fifty bucks or it goes on YouTube!"
"Jonathan Scott Henshaw! You'd better not have your little brother in that trash bag...again!"
Tags:brother, brothers, little brother, little brothers, trash bag, trash bags, trash, trashes, prank, pranks, sibling, siblings, too far, going too far, goes too far, throw out, throws out, throwing out, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, scold, scolds, scolding, naughty children, pranking
'Would you quiet down! I can't hear myself yelling at you!'
'I appreciate your memo calling for more tolerant and forgiving parents. Now, what did you do this time?'
'Hurray! I'm a baby!'
'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'
'Did I throw which spitball?'
"Ms. Trevor growled at me."
"Beware of children."
Santa's list - naughty,nice,nice,naughty,nice...
"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."
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North Pole Coal Company - Supplying naughty children the world over.
"Frankly, he's a little monster."
"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."
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'The blood tests confirm what we thought: he has ALBD - Annoying Little Bastard Disorder.'
'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'
"Don't take it personally but the Santa down the street is better looking!"
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