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"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
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"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."
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'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'
'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'
"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."
"Honey - this is soooo special!"
'Get back in here and finish your lunch.'
'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'
'I appreciate your memo calling for more tolerant and forgiving parents. Now, what did you do this time?'
'Hurray! I'm a baby!'
'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'
'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'
"Looks like you guys had a great time making a snowman with the babysitter. By the way, where is the babysitter?"
"I'm the Class Clown fish."
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'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'
"Beware of children."
"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."
"Frankly, he's a little monster."
Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'
'Keep back...come near me and I'll destroy the ozone layer'
'be careful what you wish for.'
Kid sits in corner near bag marked 'little tractor repairman'.