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"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
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"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."
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'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'
'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'
"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."
'I appreciate your memo calling for more tolerant and forgiving parents. Now, what did you do this time?'
'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'
'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'
"Looks like you guys had a great time making a snowman with the babysitter. By the way, where is the babysitter?"
'Hurray! I'm a baby!'
'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'
"I'm the Class Clown fish."
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"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."
"Beware of children."
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"Frankly, he's a little monster."
'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'
'be careful what you wish for.'
Kid sits in corner near bag marked 'little tractor repairman'.
"I received your text message about the importance of tolerance and forgiveness. Now what did you do?"
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"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"